tIoNg HiAn

2006-03-03T17:02:00.000+08:00

EXAMS ARE OFFICALLY OVER!! i'm half a graduate now... jus hanging on waiting for my results... haha... time to start working, earn some pennies and start repaying DBS for their school loan... thank you so much! woHooo... guess wad... i came up close and personal with e prestigious WORLD CUP todae... went up and got my wrist band for this event... proceeded for a 15min movie mania proudly done by FIFA... finally e much awaited event... e real gold trophy that GERMANY, ARGENTINA, ENGLAND, BRAZIL and HOLLAND would be vying for right in front of my eyes...

2006-02-25T15:27:00.000+08:00

one DOWN! two more to go... wish me luck.. haha

2006-02-15T02:45:00.000+08:00

e good ol daes are gone.. and one by one.. they're leaving... it just dun seem to contain the fun, laughter and joy of the past... thou the atmosphere is there, the ambience is gone.. gone forever... haha... who's next? that seems to be on everyone's mind at e moment... well well... could be me? could be u! its anybody's guess and with a snap of ur little finger, there could well be another man down... and god freakin shit!! e uni fees are so damn coconut ex.!! 5000 odd for a semester? gee... and for 3-5yrs... damn!! i gotta start saving now then feed on leaves and grasses for the next 2yrs to get that sum of cash... HmMm... after much serious considerations and probing of my seniors, i set the record straight as of now... NTU it shall be and here i come... dun try to run or hide coz i'm gonna get u for sure... haha... machiam so easy like that... if it's so, then there wun be so much scholars leaving for overseas uni... dumbo me... Grrr... i think i gotta start doing side jobs aft i grad from NP to earn that extra bit of cash b4 i call the jungles my home in 3-4months time... and freakout!! my driving registration is gonna expire soon... i doubt i can finish in time on april 15... therefore i must make a conclusion now as to whether to continue or forgo this adventure of mine... hmm... tough cookie here!! 25FEB, 2MAR, 3MAR... ... these 3 impt dates of my life... final 3 exams to go b4 i define myself as a fellow graduate of ngee ann polytechnic... haha... how time flies... in a wink of my eye... i've already studied for 15years and without much calculations, i have spent quite alot of my parents money just on studies... add on the fact of transportation and meals a day, Mmmm, its about time i start repaying em' back what they had done for me... as far as i wish to, its still not within my reach... ... haix... as e old saying goes... "u dun need to repay anything, just study hard... make that break in your life and that would more than settle the whole repayment scheme..." haha... i shall stick to this theory then...

OhYa... btw, for u ppl out there, friends and strangers alike, u can't seem to get enough of me in my friendster photos and have been constantly bugging me for more pics... here is it... visit my other web... http://th86.multiply.com/photos

2006-01-10T00:10:00.000+08:00

countin down the days towards CNY, hey!! u think thats wad i'm reallie lookin forward to at such at early stage?! ahaa.. dumbo.. my days are numbered and as each day passes by, i'm drawing nearer to my new lease of life in the jungle... exchanging the scooper for e gUnner.. hah.. well... as a boy.. i aspire to be e best scooper in the world of ice creams... as a teenager... i inspire to be like ronaldinho.. gold nike vapors... zoomin arnd old trafford... and those defeaning chants frm the fans worldwide... woHoo... finalli!! as a man!! i long to have a shop of my own and in fact at e moment, it's called tionghian homemade ice cream.. haha... wad more can u ask for? cheese pies? 6 piece nuggets? nonono!! its MESMERISING HAWAIIAN CHOCOVAN ICE CREAM made with e finest of ingredients from jakarta.. those chocos.. oooOooyea... grinded out slowly by hand and soak in water for a good hell'a 6 hrs before heating it up for another 16 hours... ssLlurPps... haha.. thats not all... vanilla frm hawaii... gEe... simply intriguing... pure fresh milk collect frm e cows.. MOooo... mixed it together with e goats' milk... mEeehHhhzz... and wad do u geT? yea... you get the best outta e cow and e goat... good combination... sehr gut... na na na.. not done yet pals... heat it with a micro power of 400 degrees celcius before cooling it down for another 5 hours... now.. its e crucial moment... beware!! stir e choco n van out evenly no overlapping, no shortcuts and most importantly, NO CUTTING COST... at tionghian_homemade_icecream, customers must get a feel that our products are value for money and leave with them an unforgettable creaming experience. yea... this is where e secret lies... add in home grown peanuts frm e urban areas of mexico.. and big round raisins frm e plantations of Sao Paulo, brazil... Weee... FREEZE the cans of ice cream at -20degrees celcius and there u have it.. MESMERISING HAWAIIAN CHOCOVAN ICE CREAM... e first to be on e menu... haha... come try it at tionghian_homemade_icecream.

SPECIAL MESSAGE to IMITATORS: forget abt copying e recipe... i've specially left some loopholes that consist of the key movements in heating and stiring the mixtures, the suppliers whom i'm gettin my products frm. n oso.. the time to cool it dudes... dream on guys.. haha...

Entschuldigung, Ich heibe tionghian, kommen aus Osterreich, wohne in Munchen, die Hauptstadt von Deutschland. Meine Adresse ist Nogatstrabe 10, 12051 Munchen. Telefonnummer ist 009-640426. Ich spreche ein bisschen Deutsch und Englisch... Auf Wiedersehen.

2006-01-04T02:54:00.000+08:00

new year= new aspirations?! yea.. precisely.. my motto.. forget the past and get on with life and live for the future.. i'm already 50% done with my CNY shoppin spree... spent 150++ on 2 sets of clothin at qnswae and gee cant believe it, i looked simply fantastic in those and thats y i bought it without a second thought and guess wad.. i'm broke again now... haha.. later in the night, cookie monster called me up and wanted to borrow a game, from that conversation it slowy became a night makan session.. wee.. can u believe it?? i cant believe it either... i mus b damn hungry at that time... haha... well jus exited from e batheroom and there he was bombin my phone that he has already arrived for past 5 mins... haha... i transformed into my outing wear and flew down inside 45seconds. with a 45degrees turn of my head, i spotted his S class maroon MercZz waiting by the carpark.. haha... i hop in and startin talkin crap again.. well.. his dad gotta use the car at 11pm++ so we gotta have a quick meal but we haven decide where to eat... pUI!! can u imagine a mercz gg at a speed of 60kmh so that we could finalise where to eat... aha.. settled on west coast hawker.. damn... it mus have been a few good years since i have last came by, it has changed so much that i almost forgotten how to walk in between the stalls. stupid dumbO!! how can one walk in between the stalls?! haha.. well i mean by walking arnd the whole hawker with ease... ordered some indan rojak and milo dinosaur for a quick bite and went walking round the pasam malam.. stopped by the jersey stall and disturbed the uncle tending the shop thn went on to buy 2 jigsaw puzzles for his mummy, who is bored at home... haha... hmm.. came back home but i head straight to do my projects.. and there i was sitting in front of my lappy again.. typing away... and finalli completed my risk management and ECD projects... send it out to the respective in charge and i'm left with PM untouched and RM test to study... suddenly i begin to think of setting up tionghian homemade icecream stall just outside esplanade mall... haha arRrr cheEwww... JANUARY 2006 is definitely a busy start for me... 6/1-RM common test 11-12.30pm, mw bdae party 10-2am... 13/1- PM project submission by 5pm... 14/1- Driving lesson at 1145am... 19/1- NS medical chckup at 930am... 20/1- PM oral presentation... 23/1- RM project due at 1pm... duhz... can life ever get busier?!... haha... Zzzzzzz...

2005-12-26T04:28:00.000+08:00

e end is comin near.. new management at the top doesn't always seem to be a brand new look.. it may sometimes signal e doom of a great team... well.. i've run out of words to describe this fella over here.. pure indulgence.. classic delights.. and choco bliss... those were e words to describe his new wonders of the world... to place those exact same lines on him, the man himself.. would be pure BRAINLESS... classical ass clown... and shito bastard... come'on man.. y cant u just waste less time comin down to my outlet and spend more time on ur desk to do more enriching and intelligent implementations...?? what do u do except to come inside our terrority and lecture us on chilli padi matters.. small fondue balls.. smaller scoopin.. say more and i'll take those red scoopers and dig out ur balls!!... STUPID!! dish washer spoil also dun send ppl down to repair or get a new one.. pipe is leakin and e front is always like a water bed.. oso made no attempt to improve it.. only thing u knw is to stand there and yank and yank and yank.. wad else u know?? expresso double shot i guess!! i'll shoot it right into ur eyeS! wad made my balls laugh till it drops will always be the day where u said u'll come down and do the manual washin on xmas day...!! haha.. u said this but do e opposite.. sittin at home relaxin? or maybe jus mayb i'm wrong.. u'r e hardworkin chief slogging ur guts out at other placeS? hmm... hope its e positive or we'll SPIT at u in future when we c u.. always do at ur own pleasure and when things goes wayward, expect us to wipe ur ass for u! cut cost?!! come on la.. stupid new implementations.. take away all staff benefits to cut wad?! might as well u cut up my ass and lick it.. wrk for 8 hrs or more get 30mins of break.. 6hrs - 20mins... 4hrs-10mins... u think this will ever take place and fair to everyone? come on be practical!! even thou we work till we're harden, we still make it a point to finish our food within 15mins so that everyone would be fully charged to work for the day. we knw there's always the concert crowd and stuff to contend with and u expect with to lay out butt to rest for full 30mins.. damn.. pls wake up my fren.. if new staffs come in and c this, its e end of e world. if all suay suay work 8hrs and have 30mins of break which is their prilvelge, thn i think u can prepare to shut shop and sing ur christmas carols... wonder if ever there was a pea stuck up there in ur brains?! and wad irritates me most if your shit sudden handling of schedules.. 1/1/2006 THE BRAND NEW YEAR is normally a brand new start.. god damn.. u're already making a bad starT!! bad mOVE!! one supervisor, one asst. supervisor together with all new staffs to work for the night shift and cancelled 1/3 of power staffs schedule. cutin cost again i think?! let me predict that its not e DOOMSDAY signal! wad u think of us? a bunch of useless holes? or its a sign that we're gettin old? or are u gettin rid of us this bunch of old lads who had slogged it out for you for the past 9 months? so mayb e new is comin in to replace e old i guess.... hmm... if schedule remains unchange, we'll b in for a good ending of no-SHOW from e sup n asst. sup and woHOOOoooOOo... ex.staff and current old staff will gather round table 9 and order 9 sets of fondue frm the 'new' staff in e makin... eeeeeehaA! come on la.. u got mouth to fed... so do we... u might have 2..3..4..5...8 mouths waitin for u thats y u muz cut cost and impress the boss? we too have our own mouth to fend for... so pls do not just think of urself, spread a thought for others.. a deed a day keeps e bad luck away... too much bad stuff and u're destined for retribution...!! if u happen to pass by and read this.. pls do not hessitate to think over all that i had said and reflect on URSELF!! cuttin cost is good but too much is harmful.. not just to your health but e crucial factor is e staff's morale.. if u think the new bunch of kids can outperform e ahpeks of the last 12months, i'll pull dwn my pants and walk down orchard road with only scooby doo boxers and singlet... ZZZZZzzzzzzzzz...

2005-11-22T01:29:00.000+08:00

... ... ...what a strange dream i had last night... ... i was jogging and stretching alone on the sidelines. e noise was so deafeaning. e supporters were wild and crazy. e whole stadium is gonna erupt any moment. fans were chanting "there's only one tH..." thn coach frank rijikaard came up and said "boy, this is your life and you chose it urself... do us proud" those were the last words and asst. trainer david o'leary walk me up to the ref's table and whispered by my ear, "have fun out there"... carryin up the sign board reads No.18 coming in for No.10. goos!! i'm replacing the legendary brazilian wizard ronaldinho, my idol since 16 years old. how can i believe it right before my eyes stood the man himself. with a shake of my hand and a pad on my back, he flahed his signature toothbucked grin at me. off i go... playin in e hole behind e strikers. with my club trailing by 3-1 and 8mins to go by, a micrale was needed to stage a dramatic comeback. holding off one opponent, carles puyol provide a deft flick and samuel eto'o was through on goal... one on one with gigi buffon, he did a shimmy before tucking the ball into the back off e net. 3-2!! rival coach, fabio capello was heard shouting to his team "hold on guys.. 2mins to go!!" with e ball at my feet now and facing one of e top french defender in the world, lilian thuram was watching all my movement, making sure not to commit himself. "whip it across!!" roared xavi hernandez... with a outside shot of the boot, i channelled the ball across to ludovic guily. romping down the right flank, he beat 2 defenders before sending in a pin-point 20yard cross. i was on hand to volley it home but guess wad!! gigi buffon was up to it and tip it away. all e fans were chanting 3 more mins.. 3 more mins... this time, gio van bronkhorst robs e ball off patrick vieira and play a fast one-two with leo messi before releasing juliano belletti on the right.. with a swing of his right boot, the ball travelled at a ultra speed of 150km/min towards the penalty area. again i was on hand to deliver a flying header but again gigi buffon was up to the task. within a min, victor valdes gave the longest goal kick that i've ever seen, covering 3/4 of the field, chesting the ball down and controlling it with my thigh before touching it down, fabio cannavaro was right in front of me.. wad a big but clumsy guy, with a 360degrees side shimmy, i threw him away and with a quick one-two with eto'o, i was sent thru on goal and i made no mistakes from within 4yards out. 3-3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! e home fans are tearing the roof off... barcelona through on goal differences!! 7-7 on agg aft e first leg of 4-4 at turin. i can see e shattered faces of the juve players. alex del piero dropping to the ground in tears.. pavel nedved oso in tears.. david trezeguet was seen walking arnd calming his team mates... ronaldinho n leo messi ran up and hugged me... soon all barcelona players formed a human barricade with carles puyol n rafael marquez swooping in like bald eagles and lifted me high up in e air. with a few toss in e air.. my head began to feel heavy and BANG!!! with a loud strike of e thunder, i suddenly woke up... n there i was lying on my bed with e captain armband on my bed and the customised AGFC polo T on my bolster... it was indeed e sweetest dream... but is this a sense of good things to come soon...? i dare anyone bet against it.. .. ... ...

2005-11-14T20:57:00.000+08:00

it's coming... it's coming... it has finalli arrived and just 5 days away from the first game. opening game will be against the rowdees, which recently whipped the blue devils 9-3. that is definitely unacceptable!! but come AUDAZ GARZA, i want things to be acceptable and respectable. i want to WIN and win it in any manner. i dun give a damn if we scored by the butt, hand or even our moustache. a win will always be a win. a win will always be 3 points granted. a win will always be a starting point of every great hope. 17 players has been named but only 11 will start. thats a tough call on me. through the training sessions held earlier, there were some who clearly stand out and some who seem destined to stay on e bench. well well. anything less than a top three finish, i'll automatically step down from my position no qn abt it. yeaps... it might be a sign of good omen for the club after this league. if we win it, there're bound to be things happening... as for e negative, we shall see what we gonna do abt it... haha... watch closely as e mystery unfolds... ... ...

2005-11-04T02:42:00.000+08:00

curtains down, lights out... e glory days were gone.. no more riches, no more luck... is it wad e fengshui master always say? this is not your year. pls try again later... omG!! how long will it take? 3days? 3 weeks? 3months? or even 3 yearS? haha... time to wake up and think straight. stop those shortcuts and start frm scratch. learn to crawl before u learn to walk. before u ever think of jumpin, go through the NEW PAPER BIG WALK first. dumbass! stop dreamin. its time to wake up and think straight. haix. damn dumbo ass!

2005-10-17T15:12:00.000+08:00

e pressure cooker is on and days into my appointment as captain of Audaz Garza FC. i'm faced with all sorts of problems which i had inherited frm e late captain vico who has went for NS. damn.!! formations?! players?! trainings?! club web?! photos?! matches?! competitions?! but still e biggest of em all. MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY N MORE MONEY!! wad e hell. so many of em' cant even finish counting with those 10 fingers of mine. BUT! i say BUT! u never say NEVER to tionghian... mission impossible? NAH! impossible is nothin and nothin is impossible! each task represent a fresh new challenge to me. frm jus a neighbourhood football kakis to a football club and maintainin it for 6 yrs in e running is tough but to break it into a decade is even harder. with e baton in my hands now, i will try my outmost best to drive this team to greater heights and bring the best out of the players' potentials. first things first. lateness!! this is one thing which no one can ever tolerate. and i myself who often succumb to this crap has been tryin to curb it and be a role model to my fellow peers but this takes time man. gimme 3 wks and i'll kill it once and for all. nxt, i'll b makin wholesale changes to e web to make it more user-friendly and professional lookin. hmm. coaches.. coaches.. coaches.. roaches roaches n more cockroaches. i'm determined to eradicate this prob once and for all once i'v come to a conclusion myself. simply too much monkey crapin and nothin produced. for all e shit that come out of the mouth every second every minute, i'm payin $50. god damn. sometimes i wonder to myself. you say one thing and you do e other. you shit here but u deny. oh god. are u takin me for a fool or wad? thou i act as a fool most of e time, but never ASSUME yes! i say ASSUME that thats me, bcoz there someone deeper inside of me which u'll never understand or know if u're with me for just a couple of yrs much less to say that u'r jus with me for less than a yr. y i say ASSUME. becoz when u ASSUME, u make an ASS out of U and ME. so never ASSUME. i like it whenever ppl look at me and thinker, "GEE! this is a big fat fool, hmm. we shall kick his ass, round him up and dump him.!, well i say, " DON'T HUNT WAD U CAN'T KILL. it'll hurt yes it'll hurt badly, very badly. and whenever this happens, it'll signal e dark side of me. yes and u never wan to see it coz it seldom happens and it usually don't happens. once it said and done, it e END!

don't look back in anger nor look forward for vengance. look around for inspiration.
~zizou

2005-10-05T01:15:00.000+08:00

wEe... wad a day it was today. woke up at 830am today. met up wif pinky yj n kenny rogers at tiongbahru to have breakie b4 headin off to our bird of paradise to practice our stuff. yea. 'our stuff'!! its a secret. nvr b divludge. haha. visited muthu's barber at arnd 2plus to have a haircut and guess wad. he was simply fantastic. he could muti task at the same time by cuttin my hair in one corner and peepin sideways to watch an Indian movie. i was like oh shit. wad e hell are u doing? an indian fightin movie. wad if he gets over agitated with all those crap and shave off all my hair. gee. it was definitely nerve wrenching. sweat broke out machiam water frm water hose. haha. rush home to clean up b4 rushin off to meet kiwi n ruan mian mian at queenstown mrt to head for lyn hse to visit her n her new born baby, jude. haha. gush. jude is only less than 2 wks old and weigh arnd 3kg. i carried him, quite lightweight n fragile... hmm but whenever he turns or moves, i'm v scared that i'll drop him. haha. well well. nice time carryin him thou. v smooth skin indeed. BABIES ARE VERY CUTE!!!! BABIES ARE VERY CUTE!!!! n jude is like slpin for half e day but accoring to lyn, he slps for 23 hrs and only wakes up for an hr or so. gee wad good life a baby has. haha. good life good life indeed!!ZZZzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... ...

2005-09-27T02:26:00.000+08:00

oh damn!! i am fallin in love with bloggin ya. whenever my eye lips kisses each other, e word B-L-O-G-S-P-O-T immediately flashed through my mind. gee... how could that have ever happened to me? gush!! haha.. yea yea plain crap some of u might say, but well... is ur mind n ur soul rite, i can't stop u frm wad u'r thinkin. hah. one more day to the highly anticipated AGFC Annual Camp 2005! can u just imagine that... living for 3 whole damn days in the life of a professional footballer. wake up football, eat football, play football, bathe football, slp football and kiss football. balls, balls, balls n more balls. WHAT U GET? nothin but more balls than usual. haha. hEY! wachew thinkin man? i'm talkin abt balls. yeah balls FOOTBALLs! dun think e other way, u dirty cheeky little fat man! hMm... today i learnt the art of cashiering. haha. didn't know that cashiering do reallie require such a great deal of knowledge. cash, credit, discounts, service charge, GST... ... mind bogglin man. n whenever i deal with hard cash, nothin could ever shift my attention away bcoz every dollar and cent counts. a piece of it goes missin, chances are there goes my head BANG!, or there goes my hard-earned money. so whenever i'm lookin at late president mr yusof ishak, pls do not disturb as i'm havin a little conversation with the man himself. i'm indulgin myself into the talk with him and the way he smile. gee. so mesmerisin and enchantin. i will definitly devoted all my 101% attention to him. yes him n him only. so buzz off creppies!! hah. 3 more holy days to a special day. we in singapore term it as the last day of the month, for workin people like us, we called it P-DAY!! what is P-DAY? well, a little in sight into e history of P-DAY, e past. e present. e future. wadeva happens 100yrs ago n 100yrs later. e taglines remains. WHAT YOU REAP IS WHAT YOU SOW! what u work is what you get! haha... yeah yeah loads of crap. i can't imagine myself one day being a story teller, i'll definitely make gd money ya. those kids. gee sure to fall in love with me. haha. nonsense aside. P-DAY is in fact PAY DAY!!! yeah. tads wad everyone has been eagerly waitin for. money money money!! haha.. guess i'm mad so time to shut dwn my new THcomputer and let it cool down before it explodes. till thn, cyaz!!

2005-09-26T03:25:00.000+08:00

hArLoW everybody... guess who's in e hse? yea its me its me its ME!! i'm back in my yard after such a long wait. haha. problems... problems... and more problems... hMmm... one after another. juz when will it ever stop comin... this is never-ending and it's wearing me out terribly. 1st. e upcoming Audaz Garza soccer camp in Singapore. damn. 50bucks for a 3d/2n stay in a resort which includes ur food, accomadations and freebies and i hear some jokers complainin already. and yes indeed, jus as what i had predicted. no just verbal complaint but to e extent of threatenin not to go. hey i say. come on grow up kiddies' pls grow uP!! 50 bucks isn't at all expensive. its plain cheap god damn cheap. let me break up e equation for u one by one. a room for 3d/2n at a resort easily go up to 100+ a night divided by 6 players in a room and thats abt 16bucks/pax. ur food alone can easily cost up to 30 for your stay. and freebies... gee how could u have ever wondered we give u free good quality cotton t-shirts which would have cost 15bucks easily on e road side stall? puI!! add all this up and in runs in excess of 50bucks. haix... my heart is boiling now and my spirit is at an all time low. guess i'v no mood to carry on writing. bye!!

2005-07-30T22:36:00.000+08:00

eeeeeeHa... a year since i last blogged? mMm... time reallie flies. in a blink of an eye, i'm having my nafa test on monday and tad means NS is coming soon. gEe. haha. poof!! today was indeed a bad bad day. my body was boiling with blood. pure red blood at 100 degrees celcius. my heart was filled with anger which could explode any time soon. and my mind was going towards the negative side. everything seems outta control. this is not the usual chirpy and crapy joker that would have entertain each and everyone at e slightest moment. nONONO!! today, they saw the rear side of me. yes! mE! the ugly n dark side. thinkin back, it has been a long 3 years since i lost my cool and e whole plot. yea. thats how long i had cultivated myself into wad i am u c. haha. the once calming and relaxing personality in me was gone. gone in a flash. i'm totally pissed off!! in life, i always believe in e phrase 'ACTIONS speak louder than words!' and those exact words came back to haunt me right under e blazing sun of a saturday early morning. those were the same words that erupted me. yeah! well. if you think that by sittin in that fu***** shit corner and start babbling nonsensical stuff is your attitude and is in-built in your human system, thn i god damn sure tell you to buzz off and stay far far away from me. i hate it man. to e extend that i'll stuff my big fat thumb into ur nose. poom!. wads the point? wads e point? instead, u shld just shuut the fuc* up and use tad little pea brain of yours n think!! think deep, deep and deeper! ways. creative ideas. to solve the problem ahead of you!. don ponder abt miracles. it won happen rite before fu**ers' eyes. yes. tad fu**er is U. for goodness sake. do u know wad a coach is for? he is just there to train and guide each individual. to bring them to a whole new level of football. ur success in football is not totally dependent on him. 90% comes from e hardwork, effort n time u put in. 9% if u'r lucky and 1% frm tyco-ness. he is nothing towards ur success. if u make it BIG, it just increases his CV. if u LOSE e plot, he'll think of it as a losing a deal. thats that. so think wad u say over n over n over again. no coach n therefore there's no training?. think... think... think...

E-Commerce Views

2005-02-15T13:31:00.000+08:00

wOw!! this must be the most exciting yet troublesome modules in this semester... Creating e-web!! oH miNE!! this was rather a step by step process... one step wrong and the whole web won't work. Colour combination, pictures sizes and the "right flavour" to bring out the best of your e-web to attract potential customers has been the most tiring process... so here comes the magical substance: 'CREATIVITY'... aAaa Huh!! Rather tirining towards to the, however the knowledge that we had gathered and the self satisfaction garnered at the end product was truly what pushed me forward... yEaHzz

2005-02-12T02:22:00.000+08:00

hmmMm... it's been 65 days 4 hrs 35mins 49seconds since i last blogged... wahahaZz... wad a long journey it has been for me and my fellow ardent fans who've been followin all my bed time stories in my blogs... hahz... well, it's e start of a brand new year 2005... a new era... a wholly headstart for me... mR. tIoNgHiAn... my CnY wiSh... pLz Make me study hard and pass to yR 3!! it's been a terrible semester for me earlier... slackin whole day round... even in lectures and tutorials... e ShoCK to me is that i had missed a total of 7 lectures and tutorials and resulted in me gettin a 'yellow card' frm SCH oF Interdisciplinary Studies for missin a class of gERman Language... sIghZ* hahaz... but on e other end, aUdAz GaRzA is finally getting on track and with e appointment of a new head coach, we r expectin to see a brighter future ahead of us... hUaT aR!! lets chiong for glory!! never sae die and fight till our pants drop!! yEaHz! went to eug's hse earlier havin e idea of bustin kh, yf n kel but in e end, won some 30bucks aft lettin yf recoup some of his losses... well... CnY cNy ... so fast it gg over and sch is startin soon again... my test results will be out nxt wk and fellow frenz out der, pray hard for me that i will clear them... yuPx... kinna borrin nw... shld go to dreamland, visit my tHkInGdOm and play wif my little princeSses over der... aUf wIdErSeN

2004-10-02T22:55:00.000+08:00

wahahaz... no work todae so quite free... yeahz... time to blog!! went swimmin at JE complex todae wif heidi, darrun n kahkiat... hahaz... thn arnd 2 went to toh guan find kelzinho n zhenwei for some ball games bud one had to rush for work at haagen dazs while e other was sick so went home... hahaz... while heidi n kahkiat playin bball, mi n darrun went to queenswae to collect his pS2 n along e wae bought so kick'ass items... ahahaz... thnt took a taxi back to tohguan again... n guess wad!! we saw e kuku kia wearin blue frm head to toe china man... as ever actin pro n kickin our soccer balls awae... damn it... u watch ouT!! kick once more n bOomMm!! der goes ur head... dun noe y dos jabronis frm china are alwaes so proud of themsleves... hey come on!! tis is singapore!! a clean n green city not china, my dear fren... think think think... use ur fcukin brains n think... gRr... n e happiest moment todae... i received my attachment company...!! quite a shock to mi... OCBC(shenton way HQ) LvL 6: Enterprising Trade... woHoOOo!! n i hab kokwei, kahhow, yifeng, atiqa etc... workin at e same place wif mi... gEeZ... gonna hab a hell lotta fun and chaos:) MmmM... geez time for bed again.. tmr got work at haagen dazs frm 1-9... haiz... gudbYE!!

2004-09-29T01:41:00.000+08:00

haix... wad a suckin semester for e self-proclaimed "boy wonder"... projects were not up to expectations, tests were sorta crazy marks and exams are a killer blow waitin to knock mi cold in three wks time... MmmM... wad can i do except to continue strivin hard... haiz... i had plans implemented, orders to be carried out bud everything did not go according to schedule... haiz... juz saw my IEF project marks... 68/100... FMS 73/100... could hab been better if it hadn't been for the late preparation... nVm... it's too late for any salvages nw bud there is one last thing which i could do!! score for my exams... try my outmost best... go on!! gOgOGogoGOGogogo!!! haiz... OhYeAH... played bball in sch juz nw... had a great game bud unfortunately while i was spinnin e ball around my waist, it gud stuck and i continued with e process and e ball unwillingly came outta nowhere and smash right into the face of kokwei... gusH... i'm damn terribly sorrie for whad had happened... i will stop playin bball frm nw on as a way of apologies... oHyEaHz!! a hApPy AdVaNcEd 30th sEpTeMbEr BiRtHdAe To MuMmY cLaRyN... hahaz... wish u gd luck and all e best in wadeva u do...

2004-09-27T01:18:00.000+08:00

yOyOxX ppL... long time waitin ae... fear not... i'm back!! hahaz... hMmmM... finalli e dae has come... 27 September 2004!! it marks e end to all moi projects presentation!! it comin to an end soon after tmr 3pm after my FMS!! woHoooOo... wad are we suppose to do? celebratE?? open whOoPPasSs cans?? or dance arnd?? hahaz... nOononONO!!! its time to settle down and prepare for the final exams... its juz arnd 2 wks time... yeahz... damn it... i got absolutely no rest tis semseter!! moi exams is startin on e 16th of October and ends on 23rd Oct... thn 25th Oct is my attachment which lasts till 4dec!! worse of aLL!!! 5dec is my bdAE!! n guess wad dudes... 6 dec is e second semester of year 2!! godness... how worse can it gets?? darn... lets not talk abt it animore... MmM... sae abt settlin dwn, i believed that i am copin quite well in my new part time environment... HaAGeN DazS @ eSpLaNaDe... hahaz... e peeps der are quite friendly and caring unlike dos freakos son of bitC*** at kfc clementi... those bunch of suckos can jolly well kiss my backside and know what!! i might not even want to let them smell my fart... hahaz... get ouT!! get OuT of My SIghT!! HmMm... back to HD... hahaz... yep... todae was my day 2 at work... well.. kindda still hab some probs rememberin e different types of creations ice creams and their various toppings... bud as e saying goes... practice makes perfect... so i shall carrying on practicin... till e end of eternity... hahaz... yea... friendly ppl, casual jokers and nice workin environment lightens up e whole atmosphere... no matter how tired u r, u juz can't feel it... u juz wanna go on n on till e time when u stop... dats where all e pain and fatigue comes in... hahaz... HmM... double cookies crunch... tiramisu delice... chocoholic... vanila vanity... banana toffee... brownie attraction... apple delights... fantasy... oh mINe!! its all flashin thru in my mind right nw... hahaz... guess nidda put em' aside for the time being n give my fullest attention to tmr's presentation... yeahhH n i think gotta sleep nw... so guys... chillz and take care... peacezXX...

2004-09-09T22:08:00.000+08:00

wahahaz... finalli i'm back to blog again after a long absence due to projects presentations and tests... yeah!! got some time off todae for some rest bud gotta rush for moi financial management project again tmr bcoz deadline is on mondae 5pm... haix... mmM... well... juz finished moi explorin photography presentation todae, n i think it kinda suck bcoz i think it suck... hahaz... uUrRgHhZz... four more projects to do... human resource management presentation is comin up nxt thursdae and my team will b out to make a joke outta it to get creativity points... hahaz... kinnda hab four daes of sleepless nites since mondae... it was like preparin speech till 2am thn hab a little nap to 7am in e mornin b4 leavin for sch... todae might just b e dae where i can sleep till i drop... hahaz... oH yEaH!! got somethin to say here... sorrie guys, i can't make it for e match at SP yesterdae bcoz yea i think u noe it... i got sch till 5pm while u guys are havin holis tis wk... oh yea!! kelzinho... i will try to get all e documents to u by saturdae... promise... hahaz... guess tas abt it... bUbByE...

2004-08-16T01:26:00.000+08:00

muaHahAZz... todae was moi second dae at work and guess wad... e manager ask mi to b e floor manager bcoz a fatso cannot come at e last min... mMmm... had a slackin time at e floor so i often chabot to e kitchen to disturb kuku cheng or try to act i'm veri busy by runnin here n der... however, after todae's job... i could see for moiself how some customers eat with their mouth and not hands... well, some kind souls would do their part by helping me to clear their own trays b4 they leave while some idoits would just do that 'extra' bit more by messing the whole place up... bud overall, had quite a fun time todae... bcoz i encountered many farnie moments... one example would b in e toilet... i was in der doin moi business suddenly this man came up to me and started a conversation wif me in e middle of moi 'big business'... gUusSHH!! wad on earth is goin on?? thn close to 7pm, a hand appeared outta no where and touched moi shoulders... i looked up and saw this pretty and tall ger... 'could u pass this form to e manager?' gEe... could be moi future colleague soon!!! wahahaz... this was not all!! i got a shock when i saw her age!! gEE!! 14yrs olD!!!!!!!! studyin in FMSS!! ahEmzZ... i tot she was 18yrs old studyin in poly or jC... well... finalli understood e phrase 'nv judge a book by its' cover'... hahaz... arnd closing time, i was sweepin e floor halfwae thn one monkey came over sae wanna take over and demanded mi to mop e floor... woW!! demanded seh!! no choice bud to mop e floor as slow as possible... thn she shouted 'OI!! eleven liaoz ae!!, tmr got sch leh!!' so i replied 'tmr where got sch, u blur arZ?', knowin tad moi study break starts nxt wk... hahaz... e secondary sch ger face turn so black machiam charcoal lydat n tell e manager sae she wanna leave first... bud heaven seems to b on moi side... e manager sae 'tionghian nvr finish cannot go, think oni u got sch ar, he oso got leh!!'... muahahahaz... i almost fell dwn laughing... she immediately flew over, stole moi mop n started moppin awae like a fool, while i went over to e corner and hab moi meal... hahahaz... after which, i changed over moi clothes and turned over, she was still moppin like a mad dog... hahaz... i went outta and carried e kfc lao bei bei in bcoz i think that e restaurant scared ppl might steal it... muahahaz... darN!! he was damn heavy man... think overweight liaoz muz go gym exercise le... hahaz... woHoOoo!! manager sae i can leave first if i want so i walked over and told e ger i leaving first hor, see u soon... bUbBYe!! hahaz... i think her heart muz b boilin wif anger and muz b wantin to tear mi apart... hahaz... hahaz... well well... think tas abt it, moi eyes are gettin blury too... sEe Ya!!

2004-08-02T22:17:00.000+08:00

haiz... nowadaes moonie seems like water to me... come and go easily... until i noticed it, i'm oreadi a beggar... keep on payin upfront payments for ppl n end up havin problems gettin moonie back... come tIoNgHiAn... hab u lost ur marbles?? or is der a pea stuck up der in ur whiny brain...?? think b4 u act!!! dun think u'r a rich guy from north california sellin hotdogs in a cafe... u'r juz a normal student studyin in ngee ann whom is oso jobless and badly in need of moonIE!!!! darnNN!! bcoz of all tis shit, i owaes end up no moonie for makan n entertainment... gRrrrRr... projects n more pojects comin up... finalli i see some results... e train is movin at a slow bud steady speed... dun worrie guys, we'll make it to our destination... :)

2004-07-28T00:08:00.000+08:00

...hApPy BiRtHdAe To 28JuLy BaBiEs... AlL e BeSt In WaDeVa U dO...

2004-07-24T02:39:00.000+08:00

mmM... nothin much to sae thou... borrin borrin dae... swimmin was once again cancelled for e 2nd week runnin... guess i'll nidda go tG to find those chimpoz for soccer early tmr mornin... hahaz... n i'm juz 4 daes awae n countin dwn... well.. well... guess das abt it... i muz work hard work hard... tionghian... it's now or never... it's make or break time... wake up wake uP!!!!!!!! u've been slpin for far too long gonna get ko-Ed sooN!!

2004-07-23T00:35:00.000+08:00

i love leo, leo loves mi... we r happy family... wee... hahaz...

2004-07-21T21:43:00.000+08:00

wOoTz!! i'm finalli bloggin again after a week... hahaz... well... have oso juz changed e whole layout of moi blog... looks more brighter n definitely brings a person to life... mMmmm... got sabotaged by kenny durin IEF lesson n goodness mi!! e next minute i noe a thing i was being called wOnDeRbOi by ms wong for every lesson since thn... gEe... however i kinnda like it too... hahaz... doesn't noe how ta explain it either... projects too are flyin in fast n furious... hab e sudden feelin dat if i dun plan things properly tis semester, it might juz go heywire n slipped outta moi hands... TIME MANAGEMENT is juz wad i nidda now!! yes tas it...!! got a shock of moi life tis wk when i juz learnt that i had played soccer wif a baPoK!! wtF!!... his fingernails were polished with pink and his legs-nails were painted wif red... oh MINE!! tis is yeaKzz!! rubbish!! n his voice... damnmNN!N!! forget abt it man if not i'm sure to hab nightmares tonite... as e days went by, we'r nearin e end of july liaoz... n 28july2004 is a special dae for *ahEmz*... hahaz... hopin tad i'll finish tis semester off wif a huge bang... A's n AD's!! here i come... take care... peace... tataz!!

!!tIoNgHiAn Is BaCk!!

2004-07-12T22:07:00.000+08:00

wad a week for e comeback kid... hopes were flyin high, records were goin to b set n history was goin to be re-written... hahaz... 11th July 2004, 8.30AM, SUNDAY, supposed to b reportin for work at PizzaHut(jurong east) bud i was runnin on a high fever(37.9degrees celcius)... gOoSH!! head was abt to go kAhhH BoMmMBBb!! n moi whole body was tremblin with coldness bud der she was sittin beside mi, huggin on so tightly to provide mi wif e warmth, love n care... encouragin mi to get well soon n feedin mi wif e bowl of fish porridge... sLuRpZz~~ yUmMY...!! hahaz... i had forgotten all abt e trainin for piZzAhuT!! too indulged in e little world of ours... hMmmm... tht that e manager would gimme a ring or somethin bud waited to no avail for 2 daes so i guess they might b thinkin dat i had flew their aeroplane... hahaz... bud who cares aniwae... pathetic pay man ($3.50 per hr) n i've gotta slug moi guts out for their examinations to get a pay increment... dream oN hUttIeS!! he's too hot for u to handle coz all e millions, millions n millions of fans will b chantin e name of e teenage prodigy in years to come... female n male fans alike will also go GAGA over him... hahaz... guess who is he...? gib u guys a clue... his name consists of nine alphabets, starts wif a T n ends wif a N... hahaz... tis remainin six months of 2004 will b a battle against e fittest for mi... it's either make or break time for mi... coz all e projects, tests n exams stuff are flyin in fast n furious... deadlines are being set everywhere, lecture notes r filled wif words n homework nv seems able to finish... hahaz... well, it's also time for mi to hit some damage on dos who 'dig' their nose in front of mi last semester... especially dos yAyAz papaYaZz, nanAz bAnaNazZz n idoitic farkerZz!! kkie.z.. hard as i try to forget him, he doesn't wanna let mi free... he keeps comin back to haunt mi down... he's e one who have been followin mi ard whenever i'm free, frustrated or happy... he would juz sit der quietly n allow mi to whack him as hard as possible to vent moi angers, rollin on whereever moi legs go when i'm free n playin arnd wif him whenever i'm hApPy!! come on freN!! i'll nv ever forget u!! u'r moi best fren!! hahaz...

---sIaNzZz---

2004-07-04T16:52:00.000+08:00

oreadi had one week of sch while most of moi kakis r oni startin sch tmr... unfair!! simply unfaIr!! bud thn again it's all right coz i get to adapt to e new wake up schedule one week in advance... hahaz... enrolled into eXpLoRiN pHoToGrApHy for moi IS module n goosh!! it's a borrin borrin lesson... chose it bcoz of e lecturer's name as it was e most impressive amongst all... ErIk WaNdEr... tot he can make me do wonders n it might b a challengin module for mi... n guess wad... he realli do make wonderS!! 155 slides of powerpoint, tons of ancient photographs n loads of photographers' name... 15mins into e lecture, moi eyes were barely open and soon i saw many dead bodies in e classroom except for a few enthu- kias sittin at e front 2 rows, lookin reallie dead serious abt it n listenin attentively... hMmmm, also juz found outta tad all dos textbks which i had used in yr 1 couldn't b sold to e fresshies coz most of e syallabus has been changed... darn... no income thn n gotta fork out extra bucks to buy e new txtbooks for this sem... gEe, juz found outta recently dat i had lost some interest in soccer oh well guess it's also abt time coz i'v been in it for 11 yrs... doesn't seem to forge a good relationship wif e ball n somehow wans to make study moi top PRIORITY nw instead of joinin e sleague nxt yr... audaz garza has been progressin steadily over e past wks bud has been dealt another blow yest when we were whacked 4-0!! humiliatin, rubbish, bullshit!! think we'll hav to start frm scratch again... e players were simply playin for themselves, communication was missin, passin were wayward, shootin were off-target n everythin juz gone wrong... to round it up, i suffered an injury to e right side of moi right knee!! hMmMm... suddenly feel like addin a word of advice for dos kids out der... SOCCER IS A TEAM GAME... EVERY PLAYER HAS HIS OWN ROLES N POSITIONS BUD AFTER ALL WE FIGHT FOR ONE ANOTHER TILL E FINAL WHISTLE IS BLOWN... NEVER EVER SAY U'r E BEST N REMAIN HUMBLE... WISH U GUYS SUCCESS!! tonite would be EURO 2004 FINALS: PORTUGAL Vs GREECE... it's a battle between PaDrE sCoLaRi n DoCtOr OtTo... who will emerge as e true european champions? stay tuned...

!!PaNnA kO-eD!!

2004-06-26T23:12:00.000+08:00

audaz garza was ko-ed after e 4th round... completely whacked n demoralised... i think it should not b named PANNA KO... it should b name 'FREE FALL' or 'E LUCKY ONE WINS'... e playin area was juz abt e size of half e basketball court n e goal post was located at e bottom... 6 men in e ring vyin for dat total nike aerow ball tryin to outrun, outdo n outlast each other... in e end, one PANNA settles it all... all those hopes for glory vanquished into e thin air... mMmm... walked over in e first round bcoz our rivals failed to turn up... up nxt in e quarters... i was in moi dreamland i guess, thinkin abt many things n guess wad!! i was pannaed!! damn it n out we go... shitz!! ended up nxt in e pool division... was trailin 3-0 behind but a late panna in e remainin seconds by kelvin saved us n thus pushin us into e finalz... well well, by thn i guess i had lost moi spects bcoz i was bein rammed directly in e eye frm e opponents' counter attack n moi spects was liked badly damaged n moi eyes was swollen... was 1-0 dwn again n i was like playin e game of moi life without moi spects... chasin everywhere n takin shots whenever there is a hole... however, darren was panna-ed n we were finalli eliminated... wanted to vent moi anger n frustration thus went to toh guan to find challengers bud din c any so play among ourselves n i felt that it was beta thn dos panna ko's game... i juz dunno y... it juz seems so to mi... haha.z... SWEDEN vs HOLLAND tonite... i think holland will juz nick it unless kelong happens again in euro 2004 games... bUbByE dUdEs... EnJoY e GaMe!!~~

!!bReAk TiMe!!

2004-06-26T01:15:00.000+08:00

hMmMmMm... finalli aft 2 daes of hardwork, preparation n 3 daes of orentations for e fresshies... it's finalli over... barely had enough sleep over e week coz it was like sleep at 5 and wake up at 7 for sch... hahaz... moi fresshie clazz TB23 was quite onz wif their 2 senior buddies, me n charlene... gEe... decided to gather together n meet for breakfast at KiNg AlBeRt PaRk(MaC) at 7 in e mornin n walk frm der to sch after which... salute em' for their enthu-iness... hahaz... durin e sports dae, i was quite pissed off wif e grp frm gladiators... they were like so arrorgant n their sucky cheer made mi even more fed up... not mi alone i tell u, even moi fresshies felt e same way... so we decided to use our 'PIPI' cheer to shud their arse up!! here it goes...
"STEADY STEADY POM PI PI"
"PI PI POM POM PI PI"
"STEADY STEADY WHO STEADY"
"E RING E RING SUPER STEADY"
"PI PI POM POM PI PI"
"1 2 1 2 3"
"PI PI PI PI PI PI PI PI PI PI PI PI PI PI PI PI"
"ONE MORE TIME"
"PI PI PI PI PI PI PI PI PI PI PI PI PI PI PI PI"
"ONE LAST TIME"
"PI PI PI PI PI PI PI PI PI PI PI PI PI PI PI PI"
WEeeeEEeeEEeZzZzZz...!! n for dat gladi SCO, i duno y, i juz dun like her face... hahaz... feel like punchin it and smash it up n fry it... gRrr... well, quite satisified that moi fresshies began gellin up n showed great teamwork in cheers n e games... u go guYS!! n we almost did a perfect score for e cheerin section as we scored full 20s for all e stations except one... hahaz... bud i hardly had time left now coz... e FRANCE-GREECE match is comin up in 20mins time n moi PANNA KO competition is juz a dae awae so i can hardly rest... juz wish mi gd luck dat moi team can make it to e finals on sundae... tas abt it... take care... e road to glory begins here for audaz garza...

2004-06-22T00:09:00.000+08:00

~aUdAz GaRzA bIrThDaE cAkE~

!~...oHyEaHzZz...~!

2004-06-20T17:32:00.000+08:00

feelin exhausted, shagged n e unwillingness to move except sleep... hahaz... 3 daes of non-stop playin soccer startin on fridae at teban street soccer court wif all e players of audaz garza football club... followed by yesterdae's football match wif ITE(dOvEr) at taman jurong open field... n finalli todae early in e mornin at jurong west field for moi frenz team... mMmMm... speakin of yesterdae's match, it was one truly to b remembered bcoz they were a top team in e east side n had several players playin in e prime league too... bud e halftime scoreline reads: AUDAZ GARZA 1-1 ITE(dOvEr)... n e lone goal was scored none other by e lonely striker up front, tIoNgHiAn, in e dyin mins of e first half... a left footed volley to e bottom left hand corner of e post where e keeper was fully beaten... could hab scored a few more if it hadn't been my wayward finishin... guess nidda brush up on moi finishin... n OH YEAH!! OPPOSITION teamS!! stop sendin 3-4 defenders crowdin arnd mi at one time bcoz i'm scared u c... hahaz... well... 15mins into e second half, n e blonde-haired angmoh was challengin for a 50-50 ball wif moi teammate weicheng... bud he shoved wc aside n wc fell dwn n shouted e magical 'F' word... e blondie turned arnd n started a fight... punchin wc in e face b4 e players frm both side came in to stop it... juz thn mr. blondie's backside was feelin itchy again so he walked back n wanted to start e fight again thn i rushed in to pull him back bud he keep on comin so i used all moi might n pull him back behind to tok again... thn came tis freako tryin to push mi awae while i'm tokin wif e blondie... bud moi patience haven't reached its limits so i juz smiled at him to respect him... had he continued to push again, i would've sticked up moi booties into his assies... meanwhile, both team of players r tryin to cool dwn e tensions n began walkin awae to their respective places... at e same time, i walked over to e opponents' bench n shake hands wif all of em' as a sign of sportsmanship... well, e game was abandoned after 60mins and it ended 1-1... all of audaz garza players stood side by side n spoke abt euro 2004, forgettin e whole incident of wad had happened earlier... tas gd... hMmmMMm... guess tonite i'm bankin on PORTUGAL to beat SPAIN 3-1!! hahaz...

wAd A tIrInG dAe...

2004-06-18T23:15:00.000+08:00

lets get things movin now... watched euro 2004 till e early wee hours last nite n slept arnd at 5... bud woke up at arnd 8 plus to get ready to go school for e SC meetin... reached school wif yujun at arnd 10+, saw oni 3 person der... hahahaz... received a piece of good news thoU!! i'm not in e mascot team!! wOo~ which oso means i am not sadako!! muahahaz... stayed for e briefin till arnd 11plus b4 goin dwn wif e rest to canteen 1 for lunch... had to leave for AUDAZ GARZA 3rd aniversary celebration party at teban gardens... so i took a bus back to jurong east to meet up wif ah boo kee n took e cake receipt b4 goin to e cake shop... spLeNdID!! marVeLLoUs!! suPeRB!! i had ran outta superlatives for e design on e cake... simply good!! if anyone has seen it, u would oso resist ani temptation to slice it let alone eat it... however we still managed to take a photo of it usin mingwei phone... after which, had signature signings by e various super stars players of AUDAZ GARZA FOOTBALL CLUB on e unique T-shirt, specially designed for this joyous occassion. well, after all e players have signed on it, i'm gonna frame it up n sent it for auction... money generated will b kindly donated to AGFC, where they will used it to send players for overseas stints... hahaz... thn came e freakin fookin farkin farked farker arsehole HU HENG HI!! he wanted to buy a pair of booties for tmr match... bud heaven knows wads gonna happen at queenswae later tat nite... after walkin round n round n round n round n round n round, he finalli decided on total nike III grey/white bud oni two shops has it outta e whole damn hundred over small stalls... cost oni 60buckz, but rejected it!! darn... gush it was like 5 guys... me, kel, meng, liam n darren followin heng yi, dat niang niang qiang.... to queenswae n waste our time, bus fare n taxi fare... in e end, nv buy anithin... all of us were lyk so f***tup wif him... gRrr... sleepy larz!! wanna koonz liaoz... bUbByE!!

MmMmMmMmMmMm... ...

2004-06-17T11:14:00.000+08:00

HeRe It GoEs...

T- Twisted
I- Important
O- Odd
N- Natural
G- Goofy
H- Hilarious
I- Intense
A- Amorous
N- Naughty

sUpErB...~~!!

2004-06-16T00:29:00.000+08:00

yeah! fantastic dae todae... gotten moi new street soccer boots MR. F10 and we r lookin forward to e PANNA KO... sayin abt PANNA KO, reminds me of a funny incident which happened at queenswae shoppin todae... hadi, mingwei, kuku n me were at e OLE! shop fillin up e registration form n goosh we were like standin der for duno how many hours... due to a small tiny whiny problem which seems hard for em' to solve... who should b e captain? what should b e team namE? n e most crappy part was dat mingwei n hadi were like askin each other their D.O.B n signature... if mingwei doesn't fill in, hadi would sit der n sulk like a small baby... vice-versa hahaz... jz jokin... well... waited at e mac on e second floor till 5.40 for kelvin to arrive coz he wanted to buy e TOTAL NIKE III... n he even wanted to bet wif mi dat all of those r outta stock coz he came yest n dat was e outcome... so i betted wif him 9 freakin bucks coz mine F10 cost 79 therefore minus 9 equals 70... nice number... bud u noe... dat cheater bug is cheatin wif all those lame excuses again... all those kiddie kiddie nonsense like "hahaz, u wan 9 kuai izzit, okok, i go pick 9 kuai stones for u" wTF maN! kaApUUIi! gRr!! BaLeK kUmPuNg La!! hahaz... wOoTz... GeRmAnY-hOlLaNd game comin up nxt... n someone juz whacked 20bucks on 2 goals man... tas a bold move i salute u wif moi heads bowed down... n i juz sold moi 10buckz holland win frm singaporepools to william... kkiez... all e best guyS!! goOd NiTeZ!

gOnE...~~

2004-06-13T02:17:00.000+08:00

wad a freakin display of football frm host portugal... passes were not strung together, headers were sent wayward, shots were oni 50% strong n runnin was not on full blast... a team full of promise ranging from e oldies of FIGO, RUI COSTA, PAULETA to teenage sensations of C.RONALDO, DECO, SIMAO... wads more!! dey hab dat extra cuttin edge of e 12th player in e sense of e home crowds who were cheerin em' on wif their hearts n souls, shoutin their lungs outta n nv givin up hope till e final whistle... buD, they received a rude present from e underdogs... a 2-1 defeat!! oH mY guSh!! tis muz hab broken many hearts includin mine bcoz i hab juz lost 100bucks which i had saved frm sellin moi underwears... hahaz... damnnN!! SPAIN vS rUsSiA is ComIN up NxT at 2.45pm... i'm keepin moi fingers crossed for a russian revolution n hope moi wish come true... kKiez... tIme for some rest now... tataz... gd morninGz!!

wOhOoOo...!!

2004-06-12T00:28:00.000+08:00

can anyone imagine this...? millions n millions of fans, stretchin over tens n hundreds metres... chantin for e one and oni... tionghian! tionghian!! tionghian!!! all e fame, e bright lights n glory... it's within moi grasp!! it's now or never!! it's make or break time!! as e sayin goes no pain, no game... u make it, u'r a HERO! if u'r being made, u'r a ZERO! it's none other than e upcomin PANNA KO... hahaz... kkiez... was sleepin so soundly tis afternoon when i suddenly feel vibration all over moi body... T t T!! ~ 1 message received~ hardly could open moi eyes coz i was so damn sleepy... OooO... frm mingwei -i nd ur help!- i was thinkin if there was a quarrel or fight so i jumped up frm moi bed, changed into moi 'spiderman' suit n washed up... bout to open e door, received another msg... frm mingwei again -help mi find something, drop into e grass cannot find... faster come can liao... i callin a search party... a lost ring...- wTf man!! i was thinkin has his brain grown some nutz or is he bo liaoz until lydat... kaoz... wake mi up frm moi dreamland n do tis nonsense... :( so i locked back e door, went to eat wad's available on e dinnin table n was bout to fall asleep again... SHIT! came another call frm zhenwei, demandin mi to b dwn at TGBBC coz he one person v. sianz nd ppl to accompany him play bball... sia la... shuqun gay club president makin a request! no choice bud to go outta of moi hse now... partly bcoz i'v been disturbed frm moi sleep twice! n oso tat if i dun go dwn now, moi hp is sure to explode wif ringings n flooded wif sms-es... saw kuku cheng at e comicshop below moi hse so we went TGBBC 2gether... wen i reached, saw mingwei diggin e soil n destroyin e evergreen grasses... wad on earth is he tryin to do?? thn zhenwei told mi he searchin e ring wich yinghua had lost while playin bball juz now... wen we were abt to leave at 11plus, mingwei was still nt givin up hope n took a torchlight n went on e routine diggin n searchin but to no avail... he was thinkin of buyin a mechnical hardware detector to find e lost ring... geeEE... e ring cost oni 30plus buckz but e detector cost more thn tat, might as well get a new ring la... wad lost is lost(ring)... bud wad haben being spent(moonie) can b saved for ur marriage later... hahaz... have an early nite ladies n gentlemans... b sure to catch euro 2004 tmr!! HoStS pOrTuGaL vS uNdErDoGs GrEeCe On ChN5 aT 1150pM...

~I'm BaCkZ~

2004-06-07T22:24:00.000+08:00

yeahz... all hell yeah thanks to those bunch of si ginnaz... dare to "shit" on moi face wif their words n sentences... i'm outta soccer retirement... whoever stands in moi wae now shall not b spared n anyone that crosses moi path shall b killed... u bunch of little coconutz, dun let mi c u at PANNA KO or i'll OLE u till ur legs r separate apart, WIDE APART!! i'm gonna once again visit moi adidas campus to seek help frm mr. F50! fearsome, frightenin, loyal, nv sae die attitude n respected by all... decked in grey wif blue strips dwn e side, he also wears a white tie... together, we'r embarkin on a tough journey frm e beautifully decorated toh guan street soccer court to e rich n grassy fields of singapore... u take care of moi legs, i take care of ur image n we shall b e kings of kings.... b assured that i'll alwaes stay thru e good n bad daes wif u, nv ever will i b obsessed wit e fame n achievement till u'r neglected... come on my fren, let prepare for battle!!

a TiRiN jOuRnEy BaCk HoMe...

2004-06-05T23:07:00.000+08:00

juz came home from chalet at east coast after 3daes 2 nitez... on da first dae, i had alot of things to settle b4 settin foot on east coast... went to meet up wif e rest at jurong east interchange at 9am bud everyone should noe that i am alwaes 15-30mins late if u'r meetin mi in e mornin... hahaz... after which, had breakfast at KFC thn charged towards IMM(gIaNt) to buy e food, drinks and necessities... arnd 1 plus, started panickin again coz i'm meetin kel at his grandpa's shop to take e utensils for e bbq nite however he is still sleepin at home!! gOoSh! had no choice bud to stone arnd inside queensway shoppin center wif darren for e nxt 2 hrs n we had already walked e whole of level 1 n 2 five times... could anyone believe it?? fell in love wif one pair of billabong pants which i happened to see it while i was stonin arnd bud never ever will i noe that it cost $74.90, began thinkerin wit e idea of withdrawin moonie frm e bank bud aft careful thinkin n calculations, i decided to throw it aside n stop thinkin of it... kkiez... kel has arrived n we followed him to CMPB, to settle his passport documents coz he leavin for genting this weekend, in his uncle's car... i was shocked that his uncle turned outta b a joker n friendly man who drove us all e wae to east coast n takin time off to find e place for us... thank u very muchie... well, nth much to do except kickin some ballz when kel, darren n me reached... WOOWW!! saw e whole of TAMPINES FOOTBALL CLUB squad at e chalet too, i am stayin at blk Q while they r at blk L... i was oni 3m awae from mirko grabovac, rafi ali n steven tan when they walked past right under moi nose... hahaz... k... had some little arguments n quarrels in e chalet btwn hy, bk n yh here n der so whenever dere is a sense of heat comin, e rest would keep quiet n stare at e 3 of em'... woHoo, nice tactic if u wan to make em' paiseh n end e quarrel asap... when we were playin beach soccer, stupid brainless HY whacked e ball so far that we called out for a passerby to pass e ball back... the golden moment came!! e passerby is some sorta 'pa jiao', aimin nt accurate one juz anihow kick e ball n it flew in e direction of a bunch of gerz who were cyclin n i immediately dashed across n save e ball frm rammin into em' n moi ears almost bursted bcoz they were screamin so damn loud... gee... i turned, walked back n saw one of e gerz saein thank u n smilin at mi ") n those jabronis like hy, darren, bk back der were givin all sorts of farnie noises n sounds which no ordinary humans can produce... hahaz... juz jokin... nite is reachin n stomaches r rumblin... took a long time b4 decidin where to eat... SEAFOOD was e final choice n it cost us 5 person a mere chicky 8 buckz per head... back in e hse, it was wrestlin all e wae to e wee hours... ky seems to b e victim most of e time, alwaes kena attack by e rest... begin settlin dwn aft bathing n e whole group of us was actuallie watchin WWE on chn 5... played poker, chess and all e nonsensical stuff till 5am b4 catchin a little sleep... day 2! mcdonald's is wad we had for breakfast thn set off for e bicycle shop to get some bikes for e dae... played 'IN BETWEEN' frm 11am to 3pm bud ran off at some point of e game to cycle arnd bedok jetty n east coast park... i think i won abt 15bucks in total frm e game... hahaz... soon, droplets of rain n dark patches of clouds hoverd over our heads, it's gonna rain... predicted most of us... bud heaven seem to b on our side... rented e bbq pit for 15buckz n went ahead wit e bbq which i had some fun cookin e food... ate till bout 10plus thn all went to e beach to take a walk n played some beach soccer... played a few more rounds of poker thn went outta wif hy n william... had hooch an hour ago n here i am havin jolly shandy again... gEe... moi chest became red n william said that i looked blur n spoke rubbish while walkin back... gEE... tis is oni less thn 10 times that i had touched alcohol... hahaz... went back n fought wif kuku cheng for e bed in which i won!! yeahZ!! had a sound n peaceful nite till e nxt mornin... day 3! time to check out n go homE... bud those pokemon n ninja turtles cartoons made us reluctant to leave... shitz! thn a person doin some donatin stuff came into our room n keep pesterin us for donations... i fully gib em' moi utmost respects for their ability to b so thick-skinned n unwillingness to leave until they got some donations... even thou i'm broke like a piece of shit, i still donated a dollar to dat shit... gee... all of us went home in 4 diff taxis bud ended up meetin in jurong east for lunch in long john silver... most went to e arcade aft dat bud i went home to get moi keys b4 meetin up wit em' again later in da dae... however, when i reached home, i juz fell flat on da bed n snooze off till someone called mi at 5plus... hahaz... went to toh guan thn imm again for dinner... hahaz... i guess this is abt it n i'm gettin watery eyes so tata... take care everyone n hab a nice day ~_~

hApPy VeSaK dAy~~

2004-06-02T14:26:00.000+08:00

JuZ wOKe Up YeA... gUsH, 2.30pM!! yEt To EaT mOi BrEaKfAsT n LuNcH bUd GoT sTuCk In FrOnT oF mOi LaPtOp OnCe AgAiN fAcIn MoI bLoGgY, wHiCh GiVeS mI a SeNsE oF sAtIsFaCtIoN tO c E eNd PrOdUcT aFt FoUr DaEs Of SlEePlEsS nItEz PlUs HaRdWoRk... I gUeSs It'S 95% cOmPlEtEd N iT jUz LaCk SoMe TeXt AnImAtIoN tO mAkE iT mOrE aTtEnTiOn GrAbBiN... mOi PoCkEt WaS tErRiBlY bUrNt AfT fOrKiN oUt 250BuCkS tO pAy FoR e ChAlEt On E 3rD, 4tH, 5tH oF jUnE aT eAsT cOaStZ... n We'R jUz A dAe AwAe FrM iT bUd It SeEmS tHaT wE hAvE nOt DoNe AnY pReParAtIoNs... FiRsTlY, iT mIgHt B dUe To E lAcK oF fUnDs. SeCoNdLy, It'S tHoSe ShItTy, FrEaKiN, dOnKeY aSs-KiCkIn 'Bo ChAp' AtTiTuDe... EvErYbOdY wAnS tO eNjOy BuD nOnE wAnS tO tAkE tHaT eXtRa BiT oF eFfOrT tO bUy FoOd N pLaN sOmE aCtIvItIeS... n I gUrAnTeE tHaT wE sEeM dEsTiNeD tO fEeD oN gRaSs FoR e TwO nItEs... :( FiNaLlI, iT cOuLd OsO b E hEaViLy PaCkEd ScHeDuLe Of EaCh N eVeRyOnE oF uS, wHiCh I sAy Is AlL cRaPz N a PiLe Of BuLlShIt~!! WeLl WeLl, I jUz SpOkE wIf EqUaN n FoUnD oUtTa DaT e MaScOt FoR sAdAkO hAs NoT bEeN fOuNd, GeE!!, wHiCh CoUlD mEaN tHaT i MiGhT jUz B sElEcTeD fOr It... GuSh... ThInK iT's TiMe FoR sOmE sAbOtAgInG... ~yUjUn~~ HaHaZ... dUn YaYa ToO mUcH iT mIgHt JuZ tUrN oUtTa B u!! WhO's CaLlIn Me?? OoOo... E mAgIcAl OnE-- dArReN!! hAhAz... AsKiN mI iF i WaNnA sHaRe BeT wIf HiM oN sWiSs-GeRmAn MaTcH tOnItE... oH hElL yEaH!! wE'r BaNkIn On A dRaW!!!!!! oMg~~! HeArD fRm KeLzInHo DaT wE'r HaViN a MaTcH tIs SuNdAe AgAiNsT e ToP dOgS oF eAsT zOnE... wOo... AfT 2mThS oUt FrM e SoCcEr ScEnE, wOnDeR hOw I'lL fArE AgAiNsT e 'PiTbUlLs Of E eAsT dIvIsIoN'... oH yEs!! DeR's OsO e PaNnA kO cOmPeTiTiOn CoMiN uP laTeR tIs MoNtH... tIs HaS gOtTa B e FiRsT tImE i'M rEpReSeNtIn AuDaZ gArZa In 3-On-3 MaTcHeS... wIlL dEfInItElY b An EyE-oPeNeR fOr Me!! HaHaZ... hAb A bReAk, HaB a KiTkAt!

yAwNzZz...

2004-05-30T03:09:00.000+08:00

HaB bEeN sPeNdIn E pAsT 3 hRs DeAlIn WiT tHiS bLoGgY oF mInE, hOwEvEr SaD tO lEt EvErYoNe NoE, iT's StIlL uNdEr CoNsTrUcTiOn... HaIz... OoO gUsH!! iT's OrEaDi 3:12Am!! TiMe To CaTcH a ReSt B4 e BiG aCtIoN tMr... HaHaZ~

wElL wElL...

2004-05-29T00:50:00.000+08:00

yEsTeRdAe Is E mOsT mIsErAbLe DaE oF e WeEk FoR mE, gOt BaCk MoI rEsUlTs BuD wAs Nv ReAlLiE hApPy WiT e GrAdEs...

BcA- b+, MaCrO- d, WcOmM- c+, CaTs- b, IaC- c+, BmGt- C, PoA- c

FeLt ThAt I hAvE bEeN wAsTiN mOi TiMe N aFt A wHoLe NiTe Of DeEp ThInKiN, i FiNaLlI cAmE tO a CoNcLuSiOn... It'S tImE tO pUcKeR uP, mR tIoNg!! U'vE bEeN sLeEpIn FoR tOo LoNg, WaY wAy ToO lOnG, wAkE uP wAkE uP!! iT's NoW oR nEvEr, PlZ bLoOdY fReAkIn HeLl ThInK pRoPeRlY... bUsInEsSmAn Or CoNsTrUcTiOn WoRkEr?? 9-5 or 12-12 WoRkIn HrS??

kKiEz... It'S a BrAnD nEw DaE sO lEt'S aLl KiCk A** n StArT aFrEsH... wElL wElL... wEnT tO jUrOnG eNtEr To CaTcH 'tHe DaE aFt TmR' mOvIe WiF zW, aUnTiE aLaN, kY, mW n Yh... HaHaZ... dIdN't WaNnA gO iNiTiAlLy BuD sInCe Zw InSiStEd On GiViN mI a MoViE n LuNcH tReAt, It'S rEaL dAmN hArD aN oFfEr FoR mE tO rEsIsT... wAd A bOrRiN oPeNiN 30mInS oF nOn-StOp TaLkIn FrM e PrEsIdEnT oF aMeRiCa WhIcH sOoN mAdE mE tO dOzE oFf (It'S aLl RiGhT sInCe It'S a TrEaT!! hAhAz)... AfT dAt, It WaS 2hRs Of NoN-sToP aCtIoN wHiCh MaDe Mi To SiT uP n WaTcH wIf MoI eYeS wIdE oPeNeD n HaRdLy ToOk A bLiNk (WoW, iSn'T iT pOwErFuL??)... aFt DaT, tOoK a CaB dOwN tO cHiNatOwN ,wIf Zw, AlAn N kY, tHt WaStEd Mi 12BuCkZ bCoZ oF e StEwPiG eXtRa ChArGe N eRp!! GoOsH!! i'M hAlF-bRoKe NoW~ aFt ThT, rUsHeD dWn To TaKaShImAyA iN a TaXi AgAiN tO mEeT kElViN aHpEk To HaB dInNeR aT sIoL gArDeN... 20bUcKz PeR hEaD~~ oH mOi GoD!! kElViN jUz CoUlDn'T jUz StOp ExErCiSiN hIs HaNdS fOr A mOmEnT, kEeP oN tAkIn MoRe N mOrE fOoD tIlL e TaBlE wAs FuLl N eYeS wErE aLl ArOuNd E tWo Of Us... It WaS bCoZ oF oNe PhRaSe wHiCh I tOlD hIm 'U dUn TaKe, LaTeR oSo ThRoW aWaEz WaD, jUz GrAb WaD u WaN'... pEoPlE mUz B tHiNkIn WaD oN eArTh R tHiS tWo CoConUtZ tRyIn To Do?? HaViN a CoMpEtItIoN?? gEe... I sPeNt SoMe TiMe TrYiN tO cAmOfLaGuE e PrAwNz N cHiCkEn InTo E sOuP n VeGeTaBleS, sOoN mAnAgEd To ClEaR aWaEz TwO eMpTy PlAtEs B4 lEaViN wIt A hEaVy StOmAcH... tOoK a TrAiN hOmE bUd ArRaNgEd To MeEt KeLvIn TeO aT e BuStOpZ sInCe He'S jUz LeAvIn ToH gUaN sO wE cAn Go HoMe ToGeThEr... DuHz~ WhEn I rEaChEd HoMe, FoUnD oUtTa ThT mUmMy HaS bRoUgHt BaCk 3 DuRiAnZ fRm HeR wOrKpLaCe So iN a BiD tO nOt DiSaPpOiNt HeR, i BeGaN gObBlIn N sHaRiN wIt MoI dOgGiE... hAhAzZzZz... DaT's AbT iT n OnCe AgAiN... iT's BeDtImE... gOoD nItEz EvErYoNe~~!

2004-05-27T01:54:00.000+08:00

aUdAz GaRzA fOoTbAlL cLuB

2004-05-27T01:52:00.000+08:00

tIoNg HiAn E gOnGzZz

hI bUdZ...

2004-05-27T00:44:00.000+08:00

gEe... TiS iS e FiRsT tImE i'M pLaYiN bLoGsPoT tHuS tHeRe MiGhT b PeOpLe OuT dEr WhOm U tHiNk CoUlD oFfEr Me SoMe VaLuAbLe AdViCeS tO mAKe It EvEn BeTa... AlL cOmMeNtS r WeLcOmEz & ThAnK u VeRi MuCh~~

OkAy~~! LeT's CuT e CrAp N sTaRt E dAe oFf WiF a BaNg!! WeLl... WoKe Up At 10aM n bEgAn RuShIn OfF tO sTaRhUb CeNtRe At NoVeNa To RePaIr MoI sIm CaRdZ... bUd ThOsE fOoLs DwN aT e CoUnTeR mAdE mI wAiT lIkE a DoNkEy FoR a GoOd OlD hElLiSh TwO hRs N i SiNcErElY sAe DaT i'M 'hApPy' WiT tHeIr 'ExCeLlEnT' sErViCeS... gOoD lUcK~ nXt StOp: NgEe AnN pOlY, #03-02... eRm, gOt A sHoCk WhEn I sTePpEd InTo Da RoOm BcOz I sAw A gIgAnTiC 3m By 4M bANnEr AlReAdY dRaWn WiF iMaGeS n CoLoUrEd... So I wEnT tO a CoRnEr N bEgAn To SlAcK... sOoN, i ReAliSeD tAt We WeRe JuZ wAiTiN fOr E pAiNt To DrY n We HaD To PaInT aNoThEr LaYeR... wOhOo!! HeRe CoMeS e FuN, eXcItIn N cHaLlEnGiNg PaRt WhIcH i TrUlY eNjOy... WhIpPiN oUt DaT lItTlE mAgIcAl StIcK wHiCh We CaLlEd 'PaInT bRuSh' N dIpPiN iT wIt ThOsE sMeLlY pAiNt, TaT r CaUsInG mE a TeRrIbLe HeAdAcHe, BeFoRe CoLoUrIn... YiPpI dO~ gReAt StAtIsFaCtIoN hErE aFtEr C-iNg E nEaR eNd PrOdUcT... tHn WeNt On To TeAr ApArT dOsE rAfFiA sTrInGs To MaKe It InTo A pOm-PoM fOr E cHeErLeAdErZ... hAhAz... I gUeSs It'S bOuT fIvE iN dE eVeNiN nOw... StArTeD pAcKiN uP, ClEaNiN e RoOm N mOvIn DaT hUgE bAnNeR oVeR tO e LeO cLuBhOuSe... NoW hErE cOmEs E tErRoR pArT, mOi ScOs, AnGiE n EqUaN, aSkEd Mi To Be E mAsCoT wHiCh Is SaDaKo~~!! Oh My GoD... iT's ToUgH tO b E rOcK, lEt AlOnE sAdAkO!! gRr... WoOo~WoOo~~ DuN pAnIc YeT aS i HaB yEt To CfM wIf Em' MoI dEcIsIoNs... FiNaL sToP: gOtTa B mArInA bAy BuD i'M sO sHiTtY tIrEd ThT i DeCiDeD tO tAkE e RoUtE hOmE... sO sOrRy gUyS- sImIn, ShUtInG, kOk KhEoNg, WeIjUn... I dIdN't TuRn Up FoR e StEaMbOaT dInNeR bUd I pRoMiSe To B tHeRe In E nXt OuTiN... wElL wElL... gOtTa SaE a BiG tHaNk YoU tO sImIn Da JiE fOr GeTtIn Me A jOb In BaNqUeT dIvIsIoN aT cOnRaD hOtEl... ThAnK u OnCe AgAiN... mMmMmMmZzZz... I'm NoW jUz 50 MiNs AwAeZ fRoM e ChAmPiOnS lEaGuE fInAl (MoNaCo vErSeS pOrTo)... N i GeTtIn MoI eYeS sOmE rEsT nOw B4 e BiG aCtIoN bEgInS... wEeEeZzZ...~~

2004-05-27T00:42:00.000+08:00

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